we are dreamgirls...

I am desperately in need of clean undergarments, so this morning I woke up with a song in my heart and laundry detergent in my dianarosshair. Having made the journey to the the dungeon where they keep the washing machines, I put in a load, came back, put it in the dryer and waited for a tiny load of whites to finish washing so I could be cheap and only have one load to dry...I came back and some skanky ho with unfabulous granny panties had taken my clothes out and left them dripping on top of the dryer! I was so angry I burst into a rousing chorus of "one night only" and proceeded to take this shit to the mattresses. Which means I am sitting here devising passive aggressive means of retaliation.